The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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