so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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