doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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