Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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