What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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