I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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