yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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