As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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