If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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