i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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