i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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