Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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