Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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