Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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