Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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