My room smells like vodka and shame
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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