theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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