what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
This is the high leading the old right now
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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