is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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