Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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