Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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