She just used a chaser for red wine.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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