You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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