"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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