So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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