She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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