Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
