I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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