you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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