maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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