there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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