none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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