I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i would punch a child for taco bell
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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