should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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