Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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