love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
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