i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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