ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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