Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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