my mouth tastes like poor choices
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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