oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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