when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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