Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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