Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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