Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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