you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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