ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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