**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Congratulations! We have a period
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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