so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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