Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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